Post by Katra Maguire on Feb 18, 2009 19:03:46 GMT -5
Prologue~~
Down....deep in a basement...Sits a lone tramp. His revenge he is planning. He is plotting. Building ideas to kill the might vamp that started it all. That started.....
CALEB UNDERPANTS!!!!!
DUN DUN DUN!!!![/color]
Episode 1 Part 1
Kat sighed as she lounged in a chair lazily. She really was bored and had nothing better to do. It was close to midnight and the moon was partly full and shining through the windows. There wasnt anyone else up as far as she knew. She could hear the small snores and little huffs from the others in their rooms, her werewolf ears picking up the tiniest of sounds. But then something came up, almost rumbling in the night. It sounded like...Buzzing?
Because Kat was a very curious girl that would one day learn to regret it. But she followed the sound further into the depths of the pack house. Down to the ....basement? Wasnt that where Caleb made his bombs? She chuckled softly figuring that he would be doing that. But as she reached the door she saw him by a mirror. The buzzing noise..had been a pair of nose clippers. He was buzzing nose hairs. And...the worst part of all...was the stark white underwear that seemed to glow in the moonlight. Her eyes widened and she held back a whimper. She turned quickly before he saw her and went back to her room, pulling her knees to her chest once she was on the bed. She rocked back and forth and shuddered. That image would always be branded in her mind.
But what Kat didnt know....was that Caleb HAD seen her. And he started forming a plan. Sitting down in a chair and steepling his fingers like some tramped version of doctor evil. He had a plan.....
Part 2
BOOM!!! A pub exploded as the tramp had set up explosives all around the place. The filthy blood suckers ran screaming and burning. But a deep chuckle was the only thing heard from the tramp. But then he caught a scent. A scent that he wanted to catch for a long time now. Sevanni Black. He ran towards it, leaving his cab behind momentarily. Sev was feeding off of a human girl. Of course. The feckin leech. But he went up to Sev when he wasnt prepared and then struck a match. He growled and then showed it to him in a threatening manner. "Let the dame go eh? Or yah will face......." He trailed off and then loosened his belt. "MUH BOXERS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
-blacks out-
Has our hero found a way to make Vampires run screaming for the hill? Has the mighty Sevanni Black been defeated?! ALL BY BOXER SHORTS!!!! NO......Not any boxers shorts......CALEB UNDERPANTS!!!!
**distant screaming is heard as Caleb laughs. The scremaing sounds vaguely like Sevanni**
TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!
CALEB UNDERPANTS TAKES ON.......THE WASHING MACHINE!!!!
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Hahahahahahahahaha. Im sorry Oli. I had to. Everyone that was in the c-box knows this story came from a discussion that Nixie and I had.
Credit goes partly to the tramp himself for one...being the tramp of the story and two...he started it. I just plotted out something else.
Thank you for reading. No banner this time unless I can convince Oli to make one. Maybe you guys can help me as well!!
~~ Ali Shadings
Down....deep in a basement...Sits a lone tramp. His revenge he is planning. He is plotting. Building ideas to kill the might vamp that started it all. That started.....
CALEB UNDERPANTS!!!!!
DUN DUN DUN!!!![/color]
Episode 1 Part 1
Kat sighed as she lounged in a chair lazily. She really was bored and had nothing better to do. It was close to midnight and the moon was partly full and shining through the windows. There wasnt anyone else up as far as she knew. She could hear the small snores and little huffs from the others in their rooms, her werewolf ears picking up the tiniest of sounds. But then something came up, almost rumbling in the night. It sounded like...Buzzing?
Because Kat was a very curious girl that would one day learn to regret it. But she followed the sound further into the depths of the pack house. Down to the ....basement? Wasnt that where Caleb made his bombs? She chuckled softly figuring that he would be doing that. But as she reached the door she saw him by a mirror. The buzzing noise..had been a pair of nose clippers. He was buzzing nose hairs. And...the worst part of all...was the stark white underwear that seemed to glow in the moonlight. Her eyes widened and she held back a whimper. She turned quickly before he saw her and went back to her room, pulling her knees to her chest once she was on the bed. She rocked back and forth and shuddered. That image would always be branded in her mind.
But what Kat didnt know....was that Caleb HAD seen her. And he started forming a plan. Sitting down in a chair and steepling his fingers like some tramped version of doctor evil. He had a plan.....
Part 2
BOOM!!! A pub exploded as the tramp had set up explosives all around the place. The filthy blood suckers ran screaming and burning. But a deep chuckle was the only thing heard from the tramp. But then he caught a scent. A scent that he wanted to catch for a long time now. Sevanni Black. He ran towards it, leaving his cab behind momentarily. Sev was feeding off of a human girl. Of course. The feckin leech. But he went up to Sev when he wasnt prepared and then struck a match. He growled and then showed it to him in a threatening manner. "Let the dame go eh? Or yah will face......." He trailed off and then loosened his belt. "MUH BOXERS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
-blacks out-
Has our hero found a way to make Vampires run screaming for the hill? Has the mighty Sevanni Black been defeated?! ALL BY BOXER SHORTS!!!! NO......Not any boxers shorts......CALEB UNDERPANTS!!!!
**distant screaming is heard as Caleb laughs. The scremaing sounds vaguely like Sevanni**
TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!
CALEB UNDERPANTS TAKES ON.......THE WASHING MACHINE!!!!
____________________________________________
Hahahahahahahahaha. Im sorry Oli. I had to. Everyone that was in the c-box knows this story came from a discussion that Nixie and I had.
Credit goes partly to the tramp himself for one...being the tramp of the story and two...he started it. I just plotted out something else.
Thank you for reading. No banner this time unless I can convince Oli to make one. Maybe you guys can help me as well!!
~~ Ali Shadings
